Justin Bieber (for some reason) got interviewed in Rolling Stone:
Asked if he wanted to become an American citizen, Bieber made clear his love for Canada -- and its health care system.
"You guys are evil," he told the magazine, out on February 18th. "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home."
BADA-BING, the kid nails it.
And somehow, even the Huffington Post headlines the article:
Justin Bieber On Health Care: U.S. System 'Evil'
I mean, yeah, technically he did say that, but that's not the message. When I saw that headline, I thought oh shit, that little fucker's career is gonna tank. And since I'm one of the 0.75 percent that reads past the headline in this country, I read it and it's a totally different sentiment about the simplicity of living in a compassionate country, versus living in a consumer/capitalist/apathetic country.
And you know the average fuckhead is gonna glance at that and say, "No, Suzie, you can't listen to that CD because that boy said the US is evil."
Do I care if retarded illiterate fuckheads are preventing their snotty asshole children from listening to Justin Bieber albums? No. But it shouldn't be because of this.