The company I work for has a regional office in Salem, OR, and I noticed today on our intranet that they're closed "again". I guess they're having the same problem as Coyote. So, I did a quick search on The Google and found fun activities to do when you're snowed in and quickly descending into bugfuckity madness!
MAKE SNOW ICE CREAM!
3 cups loose, clean snow
2 tbsp. milk
1/4 cup sugar
1 tsp. vanilla extract
CREATE AN ICE SCULPTURE (pornographic, preferably)
And five other tips on the link above!
Or you could just do what I'd do under ideal, snowed in circumstances:
Grab a handful of snow, throw it in a bong (instead of water), toke up, and watch OnDemand episodes of Californication!
Enjoy, Snow Bunny! We're thinking of you!
One (frozen) love,
mv
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Aw! That's so sweet!
I just got back from a hike for more beer and milk and bacon. Everything one needs for a happy holiday.
Californication, eh? Is that the David Duchovney vehicle? Do we get to see his (purportedly) humongous weenie? I might give it a try!
BTW, never liked the bongs, myself. Always end up coughing too much.
...his (purportedly) humongous weenie? I might give it a try!
Don't let Teah Leoni find out! :O
Nah, she's a lightweight! 'Sides, I don't wanna keep it - I'll give it back when I'm done.
Everybody on the show talks about his hog, but no, you never see it.
Speaking of him, I watched X-Files: I Want To Believe over the weekend. Ugh. I was never a big fan of the show, but I liked the first movie (the one time I saw it.) This thing was obviously just Duchovney picking up a paycheck.
Californication is my favorite show. Hilarious, inspiring, and filled with debauch. Can't go wrong.
Yay debauchery! We love us some o' that. But it's on Showtime, innit? Is there a season on dvd already?
I was wondering about the Xfiles movie. I almost picked it up, but didn't. I loved the show when they weren't doing the stupid conspiracy stuff, but the show's time was done. I wish they'd do another Serenity, though. That series was far from played out.
But it's on Showtime, innit? Is there a season on dvd already?
Yeah, it's on Showtime. Which I got for the show, and Weeds. Season 1 is on DVD. If you like that, and I fell in love it with it 10 minutes into the pilot episode, then get Showtime and watch Season 2 OnDemand. It just wrapped a couple weeks ago.
Plus, there's a new show starting in January called The United States of Tara w/ Toni Colette as a woman with multiple personalities. An actor's dream come true. John Corbett plays her husband.
I thought the X-Files movie was really hard to get through. Plus there's some bad dog stuff.
I'd like to see another Serenity movie too, but like all good writers, Joss has moved on. His new show, Dollhouse, is "coming soon".
Hmm, I saw a good writeup on Tara and I love Toni Colette. Multiple personalities might be tricky, though. Dang it, I got rid of HBO to save money, and cos I just didn't watch after Deadwood died. Now everything's moved to Showtime. Phooey. Easier to rent a year later.
Finally got pics of the snow. I'm working on 'em right now.
BTW, I heard Dollhouse was still having trouble. It's a pretty daring concept - they're not chickening out, are they?
As far as I know it's still on. They've definitely shot a lot of material and they've updated the promo, so...
Maybe a mid-season jan/feb premiere? Dunno. Stay tuned.
Did you know Joss Whedon was hired by Warner Brothers to write and direct a Wonder Woman movie? Who better?? This is a guy who can write strong women. And I like Inara from Serenity as WW.
But I guess WB didn't like his take on it. He got paid, but it's back in limbo.
Oh, she'd have made a great Wonder Woman! Sheesh, howcum only male comic book heroes make it to the screen? That would have been cool. I'll keep a look out for Dollhouse though, cos it's at least worth a shot. I kinda got back into Heroes after I gave up on it a while back. I just love the whole time travel bit, and now the paradoxes are flying fast and furious. Funsies!
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