Jeff came down to the Vigilante Fortress on Friday night to hang out. We stayed up until 4:00 shootin' the shit.
This is how I found him the next morning.
He's alive. Barely.
I have a guest room. And couches and chairs and rooms with carpeting. But somehow, the kitchen floor was the place to be.
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Howcum he's not wrapped in saran wrap? That's a golden opportunity right there.
'Course, it's a good thing there weren't any cameras AFAIK on the train from Sydney to Melbourne, or there might be a similar pic of me after the party train got rollin' and I helped a crew of Aussies shut down the bar car! Ugh, the day after was hell day, that's for sure!
I can't find the link to a page that had a million passed out pranks, but here's a start. I especially like the one where the guy's "friends" put him on an air mattress and send him out into the pond (it looks like) with a fountain.
I saw one where they carried the dude's bed, with him on it unconscious, out into the yard along with his nightstand and alarm clock.
I couldn't think of anything to do, so I made coffee. 8)
OMG -- go see if you can make any sense out of paradox's "Evangelical" post. I commented harshly, but reading the thing was like off road driving.
He's a really lousy writer - he's got the free association bit going on, but he never bothers with the rewrite. And goddam is he one panicky dude.
Too bad TLC has turned into Freeperville. I was thinking of posting an anti McCain youtube, but why? The blogs have turned into one big giant fainting couch.
One bit of important November news, however - they've moved the opening of the next Harry Potter movie to next July! The bastards!!
I was gonna reference this story until I looked it up again and it turned out to be fiction.
Bummer. I LOVE that story.
WTF is this? I can't see the pic from work, I gotta wait until lunch now.
Dammit, the kitchen floor was the place to be. These things cannot be explained. I do love Yellow Dog, though. I think we talked about Coyote that night, i wanted to find your phone number, but difficult to find with just an alias.
Tequila, weed, Coors Light, tunes, family, Greg Dulli, I have no idea what else was listened to. As Scott Spiezio would say, "Good Times."
One of my fave Six Feet Under corpses of the week was the chick from Donnie Darko, you know, "I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" lady?
The ep started out with a truck of blowup dolls filled with helium headed for a bachelor party, and the net broke, so all of them started floating in the air. The Sparkle Motion lady jumped out of her car at a busy intersection yelling "it's the rapture" and got smeared by a bus. Hilarious!
Tequila and Coors light? OMG! At least I passed out on Henry's Friday and not piss beer! I wouldn't have answered my phone anyhow, 'cos my bro in LA was trying to call to tell me what a smart guy he is while slurring how brilliant Schwartzenegger is and I just wasn't up to it.
Still, I coulda given MV some pointers on what might have been funny to do to you before you woke up!
I better post on TLC today, huh? I got stuff that's making me mad right now.
Oh, but you'll mess up the pity party goin' on. Don't you know, Obama lost already, and McCain has declared war on the world.
But neveryoumind, Hillary 2012! lives!
I drink Coors Light because when I drink beers I'm gonna drink close to 20, and if I drank 20 Sierra Nevada Pale Ales I'd be way worse. An alcoholic figures out ways to make it through the night.
20? At the most, I can drink 8 in a full day, as long as I eat something. Dang.
Jeff, I think Soto is beginning to doubt YOUR commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Fuck 'em all. I hope McCain wins. You're right, MV, caring about people is for pussies. Every man for himself.
Meanwhile, there's important shit to talk about.
Heroes is coming back soon, and there's a new show on Fox called Fringe that looks like it might be fun.
We're all gonna die of something someday anyway.
I dug the first season of Heroes, but after that lackluster season finale, I gave up on it. I remember recording the 2nd season premiere and trying 3 times to watch it, but I couldn't get into it. And later the creator of the show apologized for the new direction.
I dunno about Fringe, but I do know the great Joss Whedon is back with a new show: Dollhouse, I think. I saw a trailer for it that kicked ass.
I'll check out Dollhouse; I hope it's girls kicking ass rather than the male fantasy shit it looks like on paper.
It's got Eliza Dushku (Faith from "Buffy"), so there's gonna be lots of ass kicking.
Unlike the trailer I saw last week for "The Women". Oy vey. Women of Hollywood unite!!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809926850/trailer
Yeah, I know about Dushku - she was brilliant in Jay and Silent Bob.
I actually still like to watch the original Women with Joan Crawford and Roz Russell. Hilarious! Can't imagine this new version is going to be any good. Yawners!
I'm so pleased. My son just called from England - he saw Stonehenge - yay! Just a pile o' rocks he said, but they're famous rocks. I told him to find a chick and marry her so I can get the hell outta this country and be his nanny.
Oh well, making fun of those dickweeds got boring in a hurry. So what else is new in the world?
I read that Bush found a Christian church in China to pray at. Even though China has strict governmental censorship over religion. Even though the act of him praying in a State-run church endorses China's Fook U state.
What was that fuck stick even doing over there?
You know what they do in restaurants in China? While you're sitting at your table eating poodle and frog balls in a mushroom bile sauce, the people waiting on your table crowd around you and hover over you.
When you're done, they take the table before it's even bussed.
And the toddlers walk around the parks and monuments in PJ's with the butt cut out so they can piss and shit right where they are.
Fuck China.
Heh, I just told my son that if he wants to learn another language, it should be chinese, since they own us. Good advice for all of us.
Hey, you didn't say you had more comix! So Shopgirl waited for MV after all, eh? So, when do they use the black hole to get into a bank vault or something? They could steal mob money like in The Bank Job and blackmail everyone.
Just a thought...
This shit's DAILY now, Coyote!! You gotta make it yer homepage! 8)
And hellz yeah Shopgirl waited on me. Man like me doesn't come along every day. Let's hope not, anyway.
This shit's DAILY now, Coyote!!
Promises, promises. And who says it isn't my home page. I just always have windows open, so I never go to my home page.
Of course Shopgirl waited, but she hadda stay home and feed the pets...howcum she never gets to go on adventures, hmm?
howcum she never gets to go on adventures, hmm?
Honestly? I don't draw women very well.
I don't draw ANYTHING very well, but women are tricky. Truth knockin'.
New comic posted.
but women are tricky.
Heh. Better believe it!
But Shopgirl's drawn just fine. She's of a piece with the whole vibe. Let her play, too! And I'm sure Yellow Dog is just itchin' to tell someone that Jimmy's fallen in the well.
I'd be more afraid of Powder Burns fallin' in a well.
Well, see, then Yellow Dog can save 'im, since they're good pals, right?
Lassie never saved anyone from the well. She'd just go tell somebody.
RUFF!
"What is it, girl?"
RUFF!
"Timmy fell in the well and the barn's on fire?"
RUFF!
"You already called the paramedics and fire department?"
RUFF!
"I know it's the same number. You don't have to be snarky about it."
RUFF!
"You know, I don't think I appreciate your tone."
RUFF!
"I'm lonely? I'M not lonely!"
and so on...
Well, just telling somebody would give Yellow dog something to do besides just looking cute.
'Course guarding Jeff from passed out pranks is a noble cause.
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