The doctor replies, "Well, that depends on many factors. Do you smoke?"
"No," the woman replies.
"Do you drink alcohol?"
"No."
"Do you experiment with recreational drugs?"
"No."
"Do you travel a lot or outside the country?"
"No."
"Do you eat rich foods or sugary deserts?"
"No."
"Do you drive fast or ride a motorcycle?"
"No."
"Do you have sex with multiple partners?"
"No."
"Then why the fuck do you care?"
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Heehee! Exactly!
My fave joke, because I can't remember long ones:
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick!
HA!!
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest. She comes across the Big Bad Wolf crouching behind a tree.
"Why Mr. Wolf!" she says. "What big eyes you have!"
The Wolf jumps up and runs off down the path.
A few minutes later, she comes across the Big Bad Wolf again, crouching behind a bush.
"Why Mr. Wolf!" she says, "What big ears you have!"
The Wolf again jumps up and runs down the path.
Minutes later, she comes across the Wolf again, this time he's crouching behind a rock.
"Why Mr. Wolf!" she says. "What big teeth you have!"
The Big Bad Wolf says:
"Would you fuck off??? I'm trying to take a dump!!!"
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