Actually, I don't hate OG like some folks seem to - I don't expect authentic Italian any more than I expect authentic Mexican from Taco Bell. And yeah, I do like the salad/breadsticks thingy, cos that's what I fill up on anyhow. Still, if I'm going to a cheap sit down place, I'm a sucker for Azteca's flautas.
I used to tend bar at an Olive Garden. Venetian Peaches, Italian Margaritas, and lots of bottles of wine. I lasted about three weeks. I wasn't that "Hungry for the Taste of Hospitaliano."
But I was there long enough to have to memorize the fucking songs, which will haunt me the rest of my days.
From the pasta we make To lasagna we bake We're cookin' fresh Italiano We season and we simmer The flavor we deliver (Something something) HEY HEY It's like family and friends At the Olive Gar-den In the true Italiano waaaaay So if you're hungry for the taste Of Hospitaliano It's an Olive Garden da-aa-ay! HEY!
It's not the food, it's the time. Since I'm the only competent one here, I can't leave to get something, and I didn't have time to bring anything in. I wish I were rich so murder would be legal for me. The poor always get screwed!!
Did you catch the lady in the body paint up on the plinth yesterday? It's amazing how a simple coat of paint will lower the inhibitions of an otherwise naked person.
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The Democrats have moved to the right. And the Republicans have moved...into a mental hospital.
Thanks for the laugh MV.
I liked the Olive Garden one, and the "of course beauty queens are conservatives, liberals are in college." So true!
Come on though. The unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks at OG is a really great value.
Actually, I don't hate OG like some folks seem to - I don't expect authentic Italian any more than I expect authentic Mexican from Taco Bell. And yeah, I do like the salad/breadsticks thingy, cos that's what I fill up on anyhow. Still, if I'm going to a cheap sit down place, I'm a sucker for Azteca's flautas.
I used to tend bar at an Olive Garden. Venetian Peaches, Italian Margaritas, and lots of bottles of wine. I lasted about three weeks. I wasn't that "Hungry for the Taste of Hospitaliano."
But I was there long enough to have to memorize the fucking songs, which will haunt me the rest of my days.
"Hungry for the Taste of Hospitaliano."
Dear god.
Oh yeah.
From the pasta we make
To lasagna we bake
We're cookin' fresh Italiano
We season and we simmer
The flavor we deliver
(Something something)
HEY HEY
It's like family and friends
At the Olive Gar-den
In the true Italiano waaaaay
So if you're hungry for the taste
Of Hospitaliano
It's an Olive Garden da-aa-ay!
HEY!
Kill me.
Hey Mambo, Mambo Italiano Hey Mambo...
Arghhhhh!
Can we stick to this thread, btw? I'm getting dizzy.
Hey look!
It's lunch time!
Lunch? What's that?
Ramen's and a Coke. Dee-licious and Nuu-tricious.
Wow, you get to eat? Fookin' A, I need to get another job.
Ramen's come in six-packs for a dollar. Now THAT'S a value.
Deacon's at it again. Having a little fun w/ Freaky Deaky.
It's not the food, it's the time. Since I'm the only competent one here, I can't leave to get something, and I didn't have time to bring anything in. I wish I were rich so murder would be legal for me. The poor always get screwed!!
Did you catch the lady in the body paint up on the plinth yesterday? It's amazing how a simple coat of paint will lower the inhibitions of an otherwise naked person.
I'm a big fan of the body paint thing. Pics?
Oh! Never mind. Found her.
Don't know if there's any pics. She wasn't young but she was a dancer apparently. Moved well and looked pretty good.
Seems they have video archives of each person up on the site. Gotta say the interesting ones have been few and far between from what I've seen.
I missed it - bummer!
Good for Obama.
Also, it looks like the Blue Dogs have vowed to not let Health Care pass. Yep. Our own worst enemies!
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