Friday, October 3, 2008

The debates left a bad taste in your mouth. Try some of this.



Stephen Marley has the short(er) hair, Damian has the long dreadlocks.

We can still keep talking about the debate and snark's secret fetishes -- I just wanted to play a cool song.

One love.

21 comments:

iamcoyote said...

Yay! Friday dance tunes!

The Masked Vigilante said...

Yeah! Everybody get up and dance, bruddas and sistahs! Dere none can sit still when dat beat plays!

The Masked Vigilante said...

[Verse 2]
It seems she needs to oil her spine
Tell all a gyal toast bread can't build di putty gold mine
Need all di doctor to fish with di essential slime
She tell me she want signal di plane n' time me want slow wine
Turn on di HBO she want fi watch Showtime
Give her di cordless microphone, she want di one with line
Seem like me and young gyal ya just can't combine
So it's sour like lime
Running it down the line Mr. Muffin one timr

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
She call mi pon di I-95
How mi ah tek so long she ah wonder which car mi drive
Tired fi listen album now and she want me live
Tell me she want mi fi come knock her out till she can't revive
SO!...Ah so mi planet and di stars align
She tell me she want me know which part her hills and valley dem join
Seh she want me ride her like a Ferrari sign
Put appointment aside
Nothing can't compromise
Fi di vibes I provide
BIM!

[Solo: Stephen Marley]
She wants my loving all night
When she get it, she all right
She wants my loving all night

[Verse 4]
I shouldn't make no physical contact, tell her fi hold down and still she just can't quiet
Seh mi tek her up and tun her inna $@# maniac
Telling me dat I compliment her natural habitat
Well...it seem like she deaf or she blind
Want come step inna mi life when time she deh far behind
Want mi play her rhythm till di tape want rewind
And she nah watch no time
And she just nah resign till she see the sunshine
OK!

iamcoyote said...

Great stuff. I like how di woman know what she want and how to get it!

Seven of Six said...

"Spark a splef brudda!"

iamcoyote said...

So, the House passed the bailout, with 'pukes voting against again. I have no idea what this means; I keep hearing people whining about it, though. But saying it had to be done. WTF?

snark said...

WTF?

It's all about stopping the panic. I have a big feeling that the actual implimentation of anything to do with this bill is going to be structured differently that what people currently anticipate. Now that "the markets" know that there's a mechanism in place to potentially buy up the bad paper things will ease up a bit. At least that seems to be the conventional wisdom. It creates about the largest moral hazard ever though.

As far as I'm concerned anyone in the GOP who talks about "the self-regulating free market after today should be brought around the back of the woodshed and dispatched with a clean shot behind the ear.

iamcoyote said...

So, if we go in the crapper, then the Dems will be to blame, but if things don't blow up, then Dems get credit for "fixing" things. And if the panic goes down, then dems win. And Obama wins, which means he'll be able to fix things as well as can be expected, so implementation will be dictated by dems. Is that near it?

The Masked Vigilante said...

Nothing can't compromise
Fi di vibes I provide
BIM!

So, the toxic mess on Main Street is cleaned up?

snark said...

Not sure about who's gonna get credit for what but look at it this way. The theatre's on fire. If everyone starts trampling over others to get to the exit mucho people are gonna get burned up. If panic is avoided the theatre is still gonna burn but you'll get most of the people out with only minor smoke inhalation. Now the Republican fire marshalls are gonna be incharge for a few more months which means a few rows of fat cats in the orchestra seats are gonna get ushered out first. If the Dems take over it's more likely we'll see more resources devoted to getting the nose bleed section patrons to safety too. But the buildings on fire now and you have to work with the fire department you've got. Not the one you hope to have in a few months. ;)

iamcoyote said...

Sure, now it's back in the alleys where it belongs.

iamcoyote said...

But the buildings on fire now and you have to work with the fire department you've got. Not the one you hope to have in a few months. ;)

Shit.

snark said...

MV should be along any minute to tell us how he'd go home dead drunk from the bar with my dumb blonde comment.

The Masked Vigilante said...

You know what I'd do? I'd grab the hottest blond in the burning theater and walk out with her among the fat cats. Nobody would notice, cuz we're both drunk and she's hot.

And then I'd sputter something to the firefighters that they'd do better under a libertarian system where they would work for a private security company.

Seven of Six said...

As far as I'm concerned anyone in the GOP who talks about "the self-regulating free market after today should be brought around the back of the woodshed and dispatched with a clean shot behind the ear.

That's as violent as I've heard you talk snark. But you're fucking dead on!

If Obama wins... I'll be interested to see who bu$h pardons!

Thom Hartmann's radio show today was filled with "stolen election theorists". Saying the repukes are gonna try and steal it again. Stuff said like, "the bradley effect" and all that shit.
They are calling for strikes if McFuckup wins and the polls clearly show an Obama victory.

I think it will be overwhelming for Obama so that the pukes can't win, even with cheating! If not, it will literally mean the end of America as we know it.

I still wonder who this package is benifitting first. I can see getting the credit system moving but anything else...

The Masked Vigilante said...

I don't trust the voting system. I've read RFK Jr. on what happened the last couple times.

Anything from throwing out tens of thousands of votes at a time to the news media reporting a declared winner 4 hours before the polls close. It tends to make people stay home and save themselves a trip.

Now obviously that can work to our advantage or disadvantage, but I'd like to see everybody vote and let's get them all counted up.

And if this thing smells fishy, then we fuckin' delay the winner until we recount and recount again. I wanted to bitch slap Gore for conceeding. I still do.

snark said...

HAPPY HOUR!

iamcoyote said...

NO FAIR, I still have an hour!

The Masked Vigilante said...

I'm outtie!! HAPPY HOUR FOR ME TOO!! WOO-HOO!!

Seven of Six said...

Allman Bros, though, I played Live at Filmore East until the album wouldn't turn any more. Loved that one.

Meant to comment on this Coyote. My favorite all time album... when I sit down on the computer, I still start with one those songs. Love "Eat a Peach" as well.

iamcoyote said...

...sometimes I feel like I've been tied! To the Whipping Post! Way cool.