Since we're all so excited about Joe Biden getting the VP gig, I thought I'd pay tribute to the man who created the position of DRUG CZAR, a name that's such a bizarre throwback to regimes of Russia's history, you gotta wonder what the fuck is up with that.
So let's hear a few words from our current Drug Czar, Mr. John Walters, upon the recent discovery of many plants grown by those damn Mexican in OUR national park!
I adore the shabby, half-assed demeanor of this fat fuck as he mumbles a bunch of shit about Hollywood and how he wishes they'd quit showing people smoking pot in movies and having fun. Cuz that's bad.
He even implies that growing pot is such a horrible business, they sometimes FORCE laborers to "come up here" and grow the shit. Like slave labor? And then he vaguely threatens the families of those forced slave workers.
You, sir, are the man upon whom I direct my anger at Joe Biden's nomination. Fook you, Mr. Walters, you STUPID, STUPID DOUCHE BAG of a man. Listen to yourself! You don't even belief the shit coming out of your mouth! You, sir, are a filthy pirate whore and if you were here right now, I would purple nurple those man tits of yours until you screamed.
One love. In loving memory of those beautiful plants that are prolly all destroyed by now.
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Oh, and I also wanted to say how much I liked his comment about how marijuana causes the "horrific violence along the border."
I'm guessing that "horrific violence" would be our DEA agents shooting Mexican weed traffickers, and them shooting back.
Just let the fuckin' farmers grow. I bet it's unbelievable. I should've rented a hot air balloon and floated over the Sequoia National Forest when they burned all this shit up.
Huh. Videos aren't playing for me today, the bastids. And I read somewhere over the weekend that Biden only coined the term "drug czar" he didn't create it. Funny, we had a photo on our local front page, much like the one in the video, of tractors mowing down the plants someone had growing under the grapes in E. WA. All gone! Yeah, the drug war shit needs to be rethunk, that's for sure.
Did you see snark's comment in the "snark was right" post? Heehee - he was (nudge, nudge, wink wink) on vacation.
Yeah, the drug war shit needs to be rethunk, that's for sure.
Every three minutes somebody is arrested for marijuana possession. Jails are full of non-violent offenders with disproportionate sentences, while rapists walk in a matter of months.
Yeah, it needs a little rethinking. But ain't nobody in this race gonna rethink it.
It's weird. I've been so bummed all weekend about Biden. I dunno if I can vote for that duo. And I must've written three different blogs today about it, but deleted them all.
Biden and his War on Raves. Shopgirl went to a rave when she was in Europe. Nobody offered her any ecstasy so she didn't know everyone around her was tripping balls. She just thought they were all so energetic and healthy! Dancing for hours, drinking bottled water, sucking on lollipops, she just thought they were high on life.
Regardless, she had a blast.
Biden thinks the owner of a club who hosts a rave, even if he's never in possession of any narcotic at any point during the evening, should spend 20 years in maximum security prison because SOMEBODY at the club WAS high.
I wish we could send somebody to jail for 20 years for being an asshole. And a gigantic buzz kill.
There was a great article in Rolling Stone a couple years ago about ecstasy and the miracles it worked in psychotherapy until it was criminalized in 1985.
I've been trying to find that article all day, can't.
Well, with Obama being a former stoner, maybe he'll balance Biden.
I also believe in unicorns and leprechauns. Woohoo!
There was a time I might have gotten into the rave scene but it's long past now. Don't like to be around that many people anymore.
At the risk of starting another fight here, MV, check out Mr. Nader's position on this.
The ticket and its ceremony Saturday sent me into a tailspin of despair to which I added all kinds of chemicals. I did not fair well.
Good emotion, MV. Rage On.
Yeah, I know Nader's pro-legalization. But so is Bob Barr, even though he used to be a Drug Warrior too.
Barr's had a "change of heart". Okay.
"Hey, I'm that same nasty-ass stool pigeon rat bastard narc fuck that put your friends away for 40 years for smoking a bowl at a Spin Doctors concert in the 90's, but since then I've had a change of heart. Wanna buy some weed?"
Change of heart my ass. Go fuck yourself.
Is this the worst fucking election ever?
Oh, I wouldn't say that, yet. Clinton/Bush, Clinton/Dole, Gore/Bush....those were bad, too. The latter was particularly bad since not only were the same lobbyists and corporations giving the same money to both sides, the two guys were saying THE EXACT SAME THINGS on the campaign trail.
I wanna say I haven't felt this let-down before, but I know that's not true, either. It's just that the wound is too fresh. I'm not in love with her by any means, but Obama/Hillary would've won in a rout. Double digits, anyway. Instead we're trusting this cocky fucker when he subliminally says, "This is MY party now. I know what I'm doin'!"
And now the convention(s). I don't know if I can take it.
I would have liked Hillary on the ticket, but wouldn't have liked a return to the primary or the '90s. And given that the Dems were so weak the last 7 years, the party was there for anyone to take, why shouldn't Obama give it a try? Who knows what'll happen, but it'll still be better than what McCain would do.
And now I find out Biden is the reason Tommy Chong got put in jail for his paraphenalia business.
Tommy's son ran the business. He copped to a guilty plea to keep the charges away from his wife and son. Tommy went to jail for having a mail order bong business. But he was only the poster boy.
Headshops across the country were raided. Thousands arrested for selling bongs, bowls, hitters, etc.
All the artists who work with hand-blown glass had to stop making bongs and start making sex toys to avoid going out of business.
Joe Biden. WORST! PERSON!! IN THE WOOOOOOORLD!!!
Well, my local smoke shop has no shortage of glass bongs, for tobacco purposes only.
So, Biden personally went and arrested Tommy Chong? Crazy! And that makes him worse than Bush, who dismantled the DOJ, started two wars and is working on #3? Sorry, but I just can't get it up for hating on Biden. And with the left trying to shed the mantle of the Dirty Fuckin' Hippie, I'm not sure they're gonna worry about the drug war this cycle.
Don't sweat it.
President Obama's gonna stop sending black folks to jail once he gets elected doncha know. Although I guess that's not gonna help all the Tommy Chongs out there.
I'm wondering how long it's gonna take before the black community gets disillusioned with President Obama. Take it as you will, but they're a fickle bunch. Once a lot of the more radical ones realize it ain't gonna be 40 acres and a mule time Prez O might not have such an easy go of it.
So, Biden personally went and arrested Tommy Chong? Crazy!
No, but he enacted another impotent drug war law that put more innocent people in maximum security prisons.
And that makes him worse than Bush, who dismantled the DOJ, started two wars and is working on #3?
No, but it doesn't make him Ghandi either. There's always somebody worse. That doesn't make the runners-up any more attractive to me.
Sorry, but I just can't get it up for hating on Biden. And with the left trying to shed the mantle of the Dirty Fuckin' Hippie, I'm not sure they're gonna worry about the drug war this cycle.
Hey, this isn't TLC. This is my safe space. 8)
It's an important issue, throwing victimless "criminals" in jail. Ruining lives. Tearing up families so 25% of my check can go towards the capturing and feeding and subjecting of harmless college students to anal rape.
But as long as there are other, more important concerns to the voting populace, why don't we just drop this whole drug war and focus the law enforcement resources where they (apparently) should be:
Preventing fictional terrorist attacks and ripping out nipple rings at the airport.
I'm wondering how long it's gonna take before the black community gets disillusioned with President Obama.
Probably around the time they realize he's not black. That he's actually a Hawaiian dude who was raised by white women in Hawaii.
Can he even surf? That's what I wanna know about the First Hawaiian President.
Well, he body surfs! And sorry for messing up your safe space - rant away, dear. Still, just having a black guy in office is a start, I think. Do blacks see him as a person who will make good on all the years of oppression, though? Really? 'Cos that would be dumb.
Oh, I'm sure there's a broad spectrum of people but there's definitely the segment that thinks he's gonna lead a defacto black revolution.
On another note, sometimes I think going on vacation isn't worth all the shit you have to deal with when you get back. But not quite.
Do blacks see him as a person who will make good on all the years of oppression, though?
I read somewhere that people think having a black president (or in this case, Hawaiian) will actually be WORSE for blacks because white people won't think they have to feel guilty anymore.
Apparently the absence of White Guilt is an issue for some people.
On another note, sometimes I think going on vacation isn't worth all the shit you have to deal with when you get back. But not quite.
I find myself pondering if going on vacation is worth it WHILE I'm on vacation. I remember sitting in the Jamaican airport, fookin' 3rd world country, dunno if my flight's gonna show up or not, and I was flippin' out.
But we got home eventually and, looking back on it after some distance, it was a great trip that I remember fondly.
Traveling is such a pain in the ass though.
there's definitely the segment that thinks he's gonna lead a defacto black revolution.
Yeah, but repukes wouldn't vote for him anyhow.
I totally agree on the vacation thing at my office. I always have to pay big time when I have days off.
What's up here?
More tits and ass please!
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