In the interest of keeping everybody hip, I thought I'd start adding some recent additions to the King's English vernacular. A.K.A. slang.
Today, I thought we'd start with some M words. Please study, learn, and use them in a sentence as soon as possible. You'll be sure to rattle your fellow bloggers with your janky new vocab.
1. magic smoke: The stuff inside expensive electronic gadgets that you can actually smell if you shock them with static electricty on a dry winter day. Once you let it out, that thing will never work again.
Example: I touched my iPod after shuffling across the rug and I think I let out the magic smoke cuz now it doesn't work.
2. mahkayooka: Contraction for "my car, your car". Used as a question when two people are trying to determine which car to take on a trip. The first or second half of the word can be used as an answer.
Example: John and Tim walked out to the parking lot to go to lunch. "Mahkayooka?" asked Tim. "Mahka," answered John.
3. make-want: To act or behave in such a way as to cause another person (potential sex partner) to desire you.
Example: It's usually not enough just to be good-looking. In order to successfully attract a mate, one must also make-want.
4. making a sentence fancy: When you add an unnecessary cuss word to a sentence.
Example: He's a fucking asshole! Sorry, I had to make that sentence fancy because I'm so upset.
5. mammoslam: Masochistic diagnostic test for breast wellness. (Any female who's had one needs no explanation.)
Example: Rats!! It's been a year already and I'm due for my annual mammoslam. Damn, they hurt!!
One love.
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Hang on, mammograms are yearly? Shit! Guess I'll have to get me one o' them one day!
Still it's good to know that all my sentences are fucking fancy, huh? How come my comp teacher never told me this?
I always drive, since the driver chooses music and I get to smoke!
Anyhow, did you just make these up? I've never heard of any of them. I should get out of my cave more often! Hermits miss all the fun.
No, I didn't make them up. I should credit the website where I got them, but oh well. I'm planning on adding more as we go along.
I used to work with a girl, we were good friends, and for years I tried to make-want. In the end, she gave me the Friend speech.
I was Magnum P.O.'d. Pretty sure that experience took MY magic smoke.
Rejection killed your iPod? Whoa. That's powerful shit. I'm gonna find someone to reject right now, and see if it works!
No, not my iPod. ME. I felt like I didn't work anymore. 8) She let my magic smoke out, the bitch.
Sorry for making that sentence fancy.
Shouldn't you be scheduling a mammoslam?
She's a bitch because she was resistant to your (should be obvious) charms? How 'bout you're the bitch cos you didn't have what she wanted! Huh? HUH???
Or maybe she just thought you'd make a good friend, and wasn't aware that a puff o' magic smoke was riding on her accepting your advances.
(you know I'm joking, right? My son's in the dating scene again and he's giving me a previously unknown glimpse into the fact that guys are just as anxious about what to do as girls)
As for the mammoslam, I'm gonna live forever - didn't I tell you?
Tell your son to log on and ask for dating advice. The Masked Vigilante will teach him VOLUMES fulla truth!! 8)
Rule #1: Never get married. They take half.
Rule #2: She's always right. When she's wrong, allow her the illusion of being right.
And so on...
Come on, you think I'm stoopid? He learned those lessons in first grade!
Unfortunately, I could only stand to stick around for 16 years, so I only got 42% offa my ex. Bwahahaha.
Lesson #1500 - if you're gonna fuck around on your wife, don't use your home phone to call the other woman, especially if the wife gets the bills...
She let my magic smoke out, the bitch.
Too bad she didn't suck it out.
Wait, snark, are you saying "magic smoke" has dual meaning?
Lession #1500.1 - if you're gonna fuck around on your wife, clear out your Sent Messages, Received Messages, Dialed Calls, Received Calls, Missed Calls, and all Recycle Bins where applicable.
Meanwhile, you and anthony arguing over an abstract like "power". Meh.
I don't know what my definition of "power" is, either Institutional or Personal. I know what this group says and what Tony Robbins says, but I dunno.
It's prolly all about money.
I quote Office Space:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
It's prolly all about money.
That's what I said!
Yeah, and that was me agreeing with you.
Oh, I know; it's really hard to do voice inflection online - the italics don't really do the trick.
Anyhow, if I hadn't been so caught up all day in a hilarious thread at Shakesville, I would have loved to play this word game. Good post, MV, and good idea, too. I know I have a couple, not Ms, though.
I hear ya. It's easy to have tone misrepresented in text. That's why I use the occasional smiley face, as in:
"You fucking faggot traitor!" 8)
Really softens the blow, doesn't it? ;)
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